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Thursday, April 24, 2008

"Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles" Theme Song

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Middle-aged mutants with 401Ks
Fiscal analysis!

They're the world's most respectable financial team (We're really thorough!)
They're professionals in their 40s and they're green (Hey - just like money!)
When the evil Shredder gets audited
These turtle CPAs don't cut him no slack!

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles

Professor Splinter taught them to be well-trained bookkeepers (He's a respected faculty member!)
Leonardo files, Donatello does accounts payable (That's a debit, Jack!)
Raphael is organized but fiscally-conservative (Gimme a bank!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (GOP!)

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Middle-aged mutants with 401Ks
Fiscal analysis!

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