What Is Your Return Policy On Lottery Tickets?

Hello again, sir.

Um, I have a quick question. I know I was just in here about two minutes ago, but I've had a change of heart regarding my purchase. You see, at the time I thought I wanted this scratch-off lottery ticket, but now I realize that it was a foolish waste of money. So, to get to my question...what is your return policy on lottery tickets?

No need to get hostile, friend! The ticket is still perfectly good, and only slightly scratched. Ya know, just the other day I had purchased a CD-player from Wal-Mart, which ended up freezing up on me. It had some very slight wear-and-tear, much less than this ticket, and they refunded me the full price on the spot. Wal-Mart is one of the largest chains in the world...maybe you could learn a few things from their business practices.

When I walked out of here, I thought to myself, "Pac-Man Mania? Is that something that I really want to be a part of?" I'm not a "mania" kind of guy. And I don't even play Pac-Man! This ticket simply was not the one for me. I should have chosen a ticket that more fit my personality, but alas I did not. I'm hoping we can rectify this error and come to a mutual understanding. I have no further use for this product. Besides, doesn't this look like a forgery to you? The Pac-Man I'm familiar with has no arms nor legs, let alone colorful gloves and boots. He certainly doesn't know the emotion of joy which he is expressing here, as he is a cold-hearted, machine-like monster bent on the soul goal of eating ghosts and balls. I think I've been had!

I'd like my 2 dollars back, please. Actually, you can refund me anywhere up to $30,000. Just so you have the option.