There it is. The secret pirate treasure map. Slip this under the cover sheet, headshot, and resume, and you've got a surefire shot for success! Untold riches await your prospective employer simply by following the instructions of this map. Don't forget to inform him to beware of the area near the gigantic skull!
There. Now you have all of the tools necessary for the application process. That sweet, sweet job interview is only a few hundred incessant phonecalls away.
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