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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Oh Fuck! Terrorists! Finale! Part Two!


CHAPTER 24: 7:00 a.m. - 8:00 a.m.

PART 2



Then Jack landed on the moon. Then he killed Bossli Explosionyed after a suspenseful and viscerally-astounding gun battle. Then he just sorta chilled on the moon until around 7:59, when he got a call on his cell phone.

"Jack Bauer."

"Jack, congratulations on stopping Bossli's evil plans!" proclaimed Richard Walsh, Director of CTU.

"Richard..." began Jack.

"Yes?"

"I'm taking tomorrow off."

Richard Walsh, Director of CTU, chuckled at this.

"It's been a long day, eh?"

"Yes. And I'm on the moon."

"Well, I guess you've earned it," admitted Richard Walsh, Director of CTU.

"The moon. I'm on it. I have no idea how to fly a rocket. I think I'm going to die here."

"But the thing is," continued Richard Walsh, Director of CTU, "Jack, you've used up all of your personal days for this quarter. So...you need to be back at your desk by 9:00 AM, or your ass is grass."

Richard Walsh, Director of CTU, hung up the phone.

Jack closed his cell phone and threw it into the lunar distance, watching it as it majestically soared through the air - well, not air, because there is no air on the moon, but something like air - and finally touch upon the surface, creating a small cloud of moon dust in its wake.

It had been a long and exciting day.

7:59:59


THE END

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